
So, last night I had my first Stephen Colbert dream. It didn't start out that way, but he eventually did show up.
It started out that I was with a group of people next to this really deep, like 6 ft or so, ditch. Someone told us all to doggy-paddle to the other side. This other girl and I didn't want to for some reason and one of the guys who was already pulling himself up on the other side said something like, "You're just afraid because you're a girl." I told him about 'swimming' in the ditch when we were kids and jumped in.
Next thing I know I'm at someone's house. There was some large gathering of people, like a family re-union or something. I was in the kitchen and kind of trying to figure something out when I turned around and Corie was there. It wasn't her family's get together and I don't think either one of us could figure out why we were there. But we both decided to hang out since we were there and the family seemed to expect that we would be. For some reason I went through the house and wound up in a bedroom. That's when Stephen showed up. Apparently it was his room. Anyway, he had this little Stephen talking doll thing. Like, you'd flip the head and it would say things from The Colbert Report. It was kind of cool. He just sat down on the bed and talked to me/us for a little bit.
Then I was in the kitchen again doing something. I wandered back to Stephen's room again. I grabbed the doll off the shelf and for some reason went over to the bed and lay down on the bed. I was lying there playing with it next to me when Stephen came in. He wasn't mad or anything, though I seemed a bit afraid he would be. He didn't even say anything at first, just had a little smile and walked over to the bed. He lay down next to me and put his head on my chest (read:BOOBS) and reached over me and started playing with the doll. He started talking to me in this soft voice. I don't remember what he was saying, I was too focused on him lying on my chest and his arm draped over me. My whole body started trembling and my right hand started to tingle. I even remember telling him that my hand was tingling. He just smiled at me. Any time his head would move from talking or his arm would move from flipping the head of the doll I would jerk ever so slightly. (even though it was a dream, I could feel my body actually doing it.) I was getting all hot and bothered. Like, for real.
Anyway, next thing I know I'm back in the kitchen and people are starting to file outside to get their meat off the grill and to eat. I told someone their uncle was headed out. Then I went to man a table. Apparently some of us, including Corie and me, were manning some tables before we ate. I took my place at my table with the plates and napkins. Stephen was at a table across the room from me. He kept looking over, smiling and waving in this really dorky, cute way. There was this counter thing telling how much of everything was left on what tables. When Stephen's got really low, I decided I had to go get whatever he had, so I grabbed a plate and headed over there. He looked all nervous by the time I got over there. He had yet another Stephen doll with a flippy head, but this one didn't talk. When you flipped the head open there were these little compartments. He had toothpicks with different meats and cheeses on them. I chuckled at them and grabbed one of each. Then I was waking up.
But, yeah. It was a pretty hot dream. I woke up still kind of shakey from it. But why is it something in a dream will get me all turned on and then nothing happens? Either it jumps to something else or I start waking up. I can only remember ever having two real 'sex dreams'. The first was Conan. Still the hottest dream I'v ever had. The other was a Viggo dream that I only remember little flashes of. I want a good sex dream that I can remember. :(