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amyurban
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domino43 will never have a heart attack. Her heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack her.
When domino43 goes out to eat, she orders a whole chicken, but only eats its soul.
domino43 was originally cast as the main character on 24, but was replaced by the producers when she managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
'Icy-Hot' is too weak for domino43. After a workout, domino43 rubs her muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take domino43 to kill you...Forty seven times.
domino43 was originally offered the role of Frodo in Lord of the Rings. She declined it because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery."
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a domino43 fight.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? domino43.
domino43 cannot love. She can only kill.
domino43 recently had the idea to sell her urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
domino43 doesn't use pickup lines, she simply says, "Now."
Contgrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into domino43 while she was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
I keep getting such great ones, I could do this all day. In fact, I think I will. :)
amyurbanvia http://blog.esaba.com/projects/facts/index.php
domino43 will never have a heart attack. Her heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack her.
When domino43 goes out to eat, she orders a whole chicken, but only eats its soul.
domino43 was originally cast as the main character on 24, but was replaced by the producers when she managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
'Icy-Hot' is too weak for domino43. After a workout, domino43 rubs her muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take domino43 to kill you...Forty seven times.
domino43 was originally offered the role of Frodo in Lord of the Rings. She declined it because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery."
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a domino43 fight.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? domino43.
domino43 cannot love. She can only kill.
domino43 recently had the idea to sell her urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
domino43 doesn't use pickup lines, she simply says, "Now."
Contgrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into domino43 while she was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
I keep getting such great ones, I could do this all day. In fact, I think I will. :)
