Okay, why does this NOT suprise me??

Ran across this and thought it was funny and NOT really that surprising. Why is that?

Which Johnny Depp character do you belong with? by cerulean_dreams
UserName
Age
You fall in love with
You meet	at the Australia Zoo
His friends think	you should dump him for them
Your friends think	you belong together
You will	live happily ever after
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Another good one...

Would anyone want to bang you? by phobia
Name:
Favorite Food:
Wants to Bang you:
This many times:	80
Quiz created with MemeGen!

One more before I go...

Your Husband Generator by Lady_Galadriel
Name
Your Husband Is
You Met	at a stag party
You Have	4 children
You Live	greece
In	a large apartment
You And Your Partner Are Best Known For	your GIANT shopping sprees
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Okay, maybe ONE more...

What The LOTR Cast Think Of You by Lady_Galadriel
Name
Viggo really liked it when	you stripped at the cast party
Elijah thought it was funny when	you slipped and banged your head
Orlando said	you were imaginative
Sean Bean thinks	he could get lost in your eyes
Karl fell in love when	he found out you loved him
Liv was freaked when	you pinched her bottom
Craig imagined	you covered in blood. Haha DIE BITCH!!!
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Man, I'm getting addicted to these things. Not good...

Here we go again...

Okay, so I'm listening to the radio, reading the VFB, crimelibrary.com (I've got this wiked fascination with all that stuff...), and doing quizzes at Memgen. Just an interesting couple I ran accross...

Which Viggo Character Will You Have Sex With? by peterthorkelson
username
age
who with	David Shaw (A Perfect Murder)
how many times	202
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Who will you be stuck with the day after tomorrow? by cerulean_dreams
Username
Age
You will be stuck with
Their first words to you will be	I like you
You will sing this song everyday until you perish	This is the song that never ends!
Quiz created with MemeGen!

more JD...

Your Johnny Depp family by cerulean_dreams
Your Username
What he will wear on your wedding
You will name your son	Chyal David
You will name you daughter	Jade Marie
This is your dog
His name is	Bones
You will live in	England
Are you happy?	Hell yes!
Quiz created with MemeGen!

what is it with me, Meme and JD? (not that I'm complaining... ;p)

Who is in your celebrity family? by cerulean_dreams
User Name
Mom	Celine Dion
Dad	Anthony Hopkins
Brother	Sean Everette Scott
Sister	Enya
Dog	Elphie
Boyfriend	Johnny Depp
Best friend	Kristin Chenoweth
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Now, how on Earth could this NOT be fun? Two of my fave hotties and me in a waterfall...*indecent thoughts starting*

Your celebrity threesome! by cerulean_dreams
user name
favorite color
age
It will take place...	under a waterfall in tahiti
Number of times it will happen	22
First Partner	Owen Wilson
Second Partner	Viggo Mortenson
Will it be fun?	No, not really
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Now These I could live with!

What pervy things will you do with an LotR actor?? by PervyHobbitFncr
Name
Favorite Animal	SlothTurtlePantherAmeobaCockatooChihuahuaYour fish that you accidentlly killed
You and	Mental Viggo
are going to	try to mimic illustrations from the Kama Sutra
in the	in the airplane bathroom
on	July 21, 2016
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Your Night At A LOTR Premiere by Shirebourn
Your Name
You Especially Came To See	Elijah WoodSean AstinDominic MonaghanBilly BoydViggo MortensenOrlando BloomSean BeanLiv TylerIan McKellenAndy SerkisSomeone ElseThe Movie...Duh!
It Was At The Premiere Of This Movie	The Two Towers
This Actor Kissed You	Andy Serkis
And This Actor Gave You His Autograph	Billy Boyd
And Signed Below It	"Why are you staring at me?"
And You Got Drunk With This Actor	Viggo Mortensen
And Then The Two Of You	Eloped in Vegas
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Okay, I think that's enough of those for now...



Well, maybe one more, specifically for Anita...

Which LOTR guy will ravish you? by sunset_fairy
Name
Favourite colour
Favourite food
The guy	Elijah Wood
Kinky twist	Whipped cream
How it ends	You leave him for Karl Urban
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I get to run off with Karl. HAHA!



I know, I know. I need to stop with these things already.