Shit, see, this is just ANOTHER instance of why we need to live closer. I volunteer for the Portland chapter of the Audubon society and I could of helped you free that bird, NO PROBLEM! I'll be really surprised if that poor thing will still be alive babe. Poor little birdy. I hate it when ANY animal suffers. It really gets to me.

And dreams about the Conanmeiter, huh? Okaley-dokely babe, whatever floats your boat....